May 2013
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April 2013
15 posts
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dear you,
sometimes i wish
we had been different
love, me
tentacledicks:
do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes
and pull their face close and whisper
“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with...
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*
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tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
pro-death
March 2013
32 posts
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you know i was thinking about it and the “it gets better” campaign to let gay and lesbian youth know that their life will improve considerably once they are out of high school is great in that they are trying to help prevent these adolescents from committing suicide, and its true, life after high school is much better.
but shouldn’t we be fixing the real problem rather than...
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lnfamy:
dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
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co-edfightclub:
am i the only one who thinks that beyonce is OK
am i the only one who thinks that jennifer lawrence is OK
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when i got home my mom was telling me about this documentary she just watched about beyonce and she was saying that now she’s in love with bey and that she thinks bey is the most beautiful woman in the world and i was just like, yessss, join usssss
vegay:
sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no
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empotes:
novakian:
ohai-mg:
cuddleing:
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
this is my favourite video
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ohbabyitsnatalie:
omg and oh my god are two different things.
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grimes is my style icon
adornoble:
I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping
suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
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February 2013
35 posts
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